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UPDATED ON 8/15/10
I recently changed jobs and I have gone from driving to Tempe, Arizona to Phoenix and the difference in the way
people drive is outrageous. Every damn time I see someone doing something stupid on the road it turns out to be
a woman driver. I have been driving for over 37 years and I have seen some fucked up shit in those years and most
of the shit is caused by women. About a week ago this bitch merging onto the freeway almost ran me off the road.
I move over a lane to let her in, like the good driver I am, and the bitch just kept on coming over into my lane. Then
when I honk my horn, she gives me this dirty look like it was my fault. I wanted to shoot that fucking whore. Another
fucked up thing women drivers do is not being able to drive while talking on their cell phone. These are the same bitches
that can't walk and chew gum at the same time. They slow down to 45 mph on the freeway, they are all over the road
because they have to talk using both hands. I have seen women putting on makeup doing 70 mph, reading books, stuffing
their faces, making out and having no idea where they are going.
This last Thursday night this chick was leaving work with her mindless friend and she backs up and smashes into the car that
was parked behind her. She didn't even fucking look! Then the cunt took off thinking that no one seen her screw up. But little
did she know I was having a smoke in the smoking area and seen the whole thing. I busted her ass and I can't wait to see the
look on her face tonight at work when the guy she ran into chews her a new asshole. Stupid fucking chick, didn't anyone tell
you to look behind you before you back up. Didn't you see the car parked behind you when you walked up to your car, fuck
no you didn't. You were too busy talking on your damn cell phone to notice. Women drivers suck and they should have a
special driving test just for stupid women. Yes, I am talking to you!
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UPDATED ON 5/03/10
I am getting sick of everyone bashing the new immigration law here in Arizona. "It invites racial profiling" they say.
Well no shit. We are a nation of mixed races, how can we function without some kind of racial profiling? We do it
all the time. For instance, this last weekend a car bomb in New York failed to detonate and the NYC officials found
a surveillance video of a WHITE man taking off a shirt and putting it in a bag. A WHITE man. They are looking for
a white man. Isn't that racial profiling? Why don't they day they are looking for a man. Because it would be almost
imposable to find just a man. But if you narrow it down to a WHITE man, chances of finding him would be increased
a little. Look at the 2010 census. It don't ask if you are an American, our government wants to know if you are black,
white, Indian or what ever. Is this not racial profiling? Whoever made racial profiling against the law should have been
shot and killed. In a Nation of so many mixed races can you not have racial profiling.
In Arizona we are being flooded by people from Mexico. Many of them are good people who work hard for a living to
provide for their families. The only problem is that they didn't want to wait to get the proper paperwork together to come
to Arizona legally. They just hop the border or pay a guy to sneak them over the border. So now they are here illegally.
They are breaking the law of the United States. Now how in the hell would you find these people in order to make them
pay for breaking a law? Well if they are pulled over for running a stop sign and they can't speak English, there is one clue.
If they don't have any identification, there is another clue. If they look like a person who comes from Mexico, there is yet
another clue. What if men (any race) went around raping women when ever they wanted to. Well they are breaking the law.
Wouldn't you want the police to so something about them instead of ignoring them? They have jobs, pay taxes. Why don't
we just let them go do what they want to do? Because we are nation of laws and if you break the law, you know that
someday you will be caught and will have to pay the price. What is the difference? A person who breaks the law is just
that, a person who broke the law.
Some people who come from Mexico are good people. Some are not so good. But one thing they have in common is that if
they can't provide authorities with some kind of identification you are going to have to assume that you might be considered here
illegally. If I get pulled over for running a stop sign and I don't have any identification, it's my fault if the police take me in until I
can prove just who I am. That's just the way it is my friends. Deal with it or get the fuck out of the United States of America.
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UPDATED ON 2/01/10
I use to love having a birthday. The cards, the birthday wishes. But as I get older, I am starting to hate them
all together. Now a birthday is just another reminder of just how old I am getting and how there are fewer days
left in life. I did quit smoking as of the first of the year, so I will probably live a few weeks longer now, but was
it worth it? I enjoyed smoking, but I had to give it up like I have given up so much else in life. I gave up smoking pot,
I gave up drinking. In gave up doing recreational drugs. I don't have anything else left to give up. Man, now that
I think about it, life fucking sucks, you know it? Is life really what you make it? Is there a pot of gold at the end of
a rainbow? I don't think there is. You play with the hand you are dealt when you are born. After that you are just
along for the ride, and where that road takes you is all up in the air. The lucky ones make it in life and the rest of
us work for a wage that earns just enough to pay the bills.
So just what am I trying to say? Who knows. I enjoy to ramble about senseless bullshit every once in a while.
And what does that say about you my friend? You read my rants and raves and think about how pathetic I really
and instantly feel better about yourself. So I guess I do some kind of good in life. By bitching about my life it makes
your life seem so much better. I think I have finally found my calling in life.
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UPDATED ON 1/10/10
I don't know if you are a forced member of a homeowners association, but I sure am and it is a worthless piece of
shit. We pay $73.00 a month for a small 2 bedroom condo. Which isn't too bad compared to what some people have
to pay. But what pisses me off to no end is they collect all the damn money and don't do a fucking thing with it. Everything
is falling apart in the complex and they refuse to repair anything. It says in the bylaws that the homeowners association is
suppose to take care of everything on the outside of the buildings except for the air conditioning. Well they are liars.
We have been living here for 8 years and they have yet to improve or repair anything. They just agreed to paint the
buildings but guess what. They will furnish the paint be WE have to paint it or hire someone to paint it. What the fuck?
I want to know where all that fucking money is going! Who's pocket is it laying in? How can they go against the
homeowners association's own bylaws? The parking lot is one big pot hole. Has been for years. When the fuck are
you inbreed assholes going to fix it huh? You know what I need. A big fucking gun! Then I bet things will get done.
Here I come mother fuckers! Take cover!
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UPDATED ON 8/17/09
I am sick of watching my mind and body fail me. I am tired all the time. It takes all the energy I can muster just to get up to
go to work. On the weekends all I want to do is sleep. My eyesight is getting worse and my body aches like never before.
I don't know how much longer I can continue like this. Sometimes I wish I would just have a heart attack and die so I can
finally get it over with. My blood sugar is up because I can no longer afford my meds for my diabetes. My car is on it's last
leg and there is no money for another. My condo is falling apart and repairs are just financially out of the question. Is this what
I worked so hard for more than half of my life? Where is life's reward? Where is the happiness? They have all but forgotten
me. I know the saying "Life isn't fair". But can't life be rewarding? Can't there be a light at the end of the tunnel? To me it
looks like the older you get, your reward in life is watching your family die around you. Your health slowly decline and your
mind slowly shuts down. I know I have made mistakes in life, but for the most part I have tried to be a good person. And for
what? For nothing I can see. It's sad. Life is for the youth of America, the old gets tossed to the curb until the are dead.
Life goes on......
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UPDATED ON 6/26/09
I live in a condo complex. There is this old Mexican woman who roams around the complex steeling people’s decorative bricks and puts them around plants and bushes in her own yard. I have actually seen her doing it. Well yesterday she stole my wife’s bricks right out of her garden and my wife busted her as she was putting them around one of her plants. My wife asked her why she took her bricks and the bitch doesn’t speak any English, but her daughter was there with her and replied that she got the bricks from where she works. Can you fucking believe the nerve of some people?
So my wife comes back home and tells me all about it, very upset and pissed off. I told her to get a magic marker and put her initials on the bottom of the rest of her bricks in case she tries to take more of them, which she did. Not only does the old hag take peoples shit out from their yards, she also lets her dog out so it can go shit in our yard and never picks up the dog shit. I call this BROWN TRASH, and I am not talking about the dog shit either. She also caused an accident one day and left the seen. The cops were at her condo looking for her but she never answered her door. This woman is too old to be driving in the first place. She should stick to making tacos and stay off the fucking streets.
So here is my plan. On my way to work tonight I am going to stop by the old bitch’s condo, pop my trunk and steal my bricks back. Then next time I see her fucking dog taking a shit in my yard, I am going to shoot the mother fucker and hang it in her tree by his balls with a sigh nailed to it’s head saying “Don’t steal my fucking bricks”. (In Spanish of course) I think that should teach her a good, hard lesson.
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UPDATED ON 4/19/09
Don't get my wrong, I love my wife very much, but every Sunday before we make our weekly trip
to Wal-Mart for groceries, we stop by the thrift store circuit. I don't mind shopping at the thrift stores,
in fact I have found some pretty good deals there. It the place I get all my work shirts and have also
found some pretty cool accessories for my electronics collections. But when my wife goes shopping
at the thrift store, it's like a woman trying to find a needle in a huge haystack. She has to look and
handle just about every item in the store. It drives me fucking crazy. Even shit she has no interest in
whatsoever, she must examine like a doctor doing a recital exam. The funny thing about all of this
shopping is that she buys a lot of the crap she looks at. Only to bring it back a year later as a donation
during our spring cleaning.
You are asking, "Why the hell do you go with her"? Well it's simple, she complains that we never do
anything together and she is bored just setting at home all the time. I work 5 nights a week and she is
retired. She has all damn week to go to thrift stores and shop all she wants, but she never wants to leave
the house until I get home. Maybe it's because she misses me or she love to torture me. I haven't figured
it out yet, but all I know is that today is Sunday and I know soon we will be shopping in the musty thrift
store again for a 2 hours spree that yields nothing but junk that will be returned for a loss in very little time.
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UPDATED ON 2/26/09
Well I have been working at my new place of employment now for about 3 weeks and think I have
finally found a company that actually has their shit together. It's small but well managed and very
pro-employee, which is very rare these days. I do have to work for a living now, but I don't mind
it at all. I was getting too soft and fat, not to mention LAZY. This new job will get me back into shape
for sure. My Supervisor is cool, smart and friendly, something I am not use to. I have had some real
dickheads for Supervisors before so it's time I worked for one who actually works along with me,
and very patient when it comes to my silly questions and trying to train me in the proper procedures.
There are times when I can't believe just how stupid I am. But yet my Supervisor looks beyond my
stupid ness and keeps training me knowing that someday I will finally get it.
I think I am really going to enjoy working for this company. The people are friendly, the equipment
is well taken care of and they are growing. Just the opposite of what most companies are doing these
days. I have never looked forward to getting dressed and going to work, but this place is starting to
grow on me and I think I am actually enjoying going to work. I know, it blows my mind also. I just
hope they decide to keep me as part of their family. I would HATE loosing a job like this one.
Yes, this is also a good way to brown nose, but I meant everything I just wrote. Really I did!
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UPDATED ON 2/15/09
Watching TV just pisses me off. I pay over $60 a month for basic cable and it's not worth $.60 cents.
The cable company says you get all these channels for the money, but if you really look at the line up,
you don't get jack shit. I have 3 Spanish channels, don't need them. I have like 6 channels that are nothing
but a local community information slide show, don't need them. I have 5 channels that are nothing but full
time infomercials, 4 religious channels, and one channel is a full time Microsoft XP screensaver. What the
hell am I paying for? Then what REALLY pisses me off is if you do happen to find a show or movie that
is somewhat interesting, not only is there 2 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes, but during the show
it's self, they put these little promos on the bottom of the screen which really distracts from what I am watching.
Not only that but some of these promos have sound which is REALLY a distraction. There is enough damn
commercials without adding them to the show it's self.
Another irritation is the sound level between the TV show and the commercial. You adjust the volume to a
level you choose and when the damn commercial comes on it's like twice as loud. More and more networks
are starting to use this tactic to cram commercial information down your throat. Nothing pisses me off more!
We let's talk about the weekends. The few channels that I do watch has nothing but infomercials on Saturday
and Sundays. 24 hours on a product to clean out my colon. It's a bunch of shit if you ask me. Back when I
was young and got TV through an antenna, things were so much better, and it was free. Now we pay $60 or
more and get less. Another corporate American rip off that we have no choice about. TV fucking sucks now
days, just like everything else in America. When is all this bullshit going to stop? We need a revolution!
And we need it now!
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UPDATED ON 1/25/09
Today was another birthday for me. I turned 52 and I just hate it. I spent this day by going to the swap meet
then stopping by Subway to treat myself to a sandwich. My wife is still in Wisconsin so I pretty much spent
the rest of my day with my cat. We did some male bonding and then he went to bed. I can remember the days
before the expansion teams, that the Super bowl would often fall on my birthday, but not anymore. So it was
a pretty boring day, just like this post. I do have a job interview tomorrow morning and it sounds like a good
job. We will see what happens with that. I do feel old, really old. Older every day. Getting old really sucks.
They call these the golden years? I don't think so. Watching loved ones die around you and watching your
body betray you is nothing golden. It's sad. But what can a person do about getting old? Nothing. Not a
damn thing. The mirror in the bathroom has become my enemy, I hate to see my reflection. The wrinkles, the
grey hair, the missing teeth, the age spots, they all have their way of reminding you that you are getting older.
Science has yet to come up with that magic pill that will keep a person from growing old, so until then I will
keep writing stupid shit like this every year on my birthday and bitch and complain about getting older just for
your amusement. Yes, you're welcome!
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UPDATED ON 1/9/09
I knew this great job I had was too good to be true. At 6:00 AM this morning I got the news that I was laid off.
I am now part of the millions of people who lost their jobs due to the economy. Watching it on CNN was one
thing, but having it actually happen feels a lot worse. I am one of those workers who lived pay check to pay check
and loosing my job is scaring the shit out of me. I don't think it has really hit me yet, in fact I haven't even told my
wife yet. (She is in Wisconsin visiting family) She is going to freak out when I tell her, that's when it will hit me.
I bought a 6 pack of beer on the way home this morning and I don't feel like drinking it. I am already numb and
I am afraid if I do drink it, I will go off the deep end. So right now I am drinking coffee and wondering what the
hell am I going to do. Un-employment is not enough to make the mortgage payment, so if I don't get a job
with in a week, I am fucked. So I am going to think positive and make some calls today and maybe I can find
something. This really fucking hurts but what is going to hurt worse is when I have to tell my wife I no longer have
a job.
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UPDATED ON 11/12/08
It's been a while since I have wrote anything here, well the fact is, I don't have anything to bitch about. Can you
believe that? Life is good right now, how strange huh? The economy sucks, thousands loosing their jobs, the stock
market is retarded, but yet some how I have managed to have a job and pay my bills on time. I pulled my money
out of the stock market a month before it crashed, (just by luck) Finally things are looking up and there is hardly
no stress in my life. It's amazing to me. Of course there the little things that piss me off every once in a while, like
the blue hair snow birds who have managed to drive 30 miles per hour from Wisconsin to Arizona. They finally
made it. All I can say is that if I start driving like these dust farting old dorks, someone pull me over and put a
bullet in my head. These stupid fuckers can't drive for shit, they can't see, super slow reaction time and they think
they are the only ones on the wrong side of the road.
Then we have fast food places that hire the bottom of the barrel teenagers who don't know their ass from a hole in
in the ground. How fucking hard is it to get a persons order correct? I mean, it's your fucking job! A cheeseburger,
fries and a coke! How fucking hard is that? I hope I am 6 feet in the ground before there I-Pod freaks grow up and
rule this country, God forbid. Then when you tell them that the order is wrong, they look at you like you are speaking
some foreign language. Of course when all you know is Spanish, I guess English is a foreign language.
And finally we have the idiots that use the toilet at work, wipe their ass and through the paper in the waist basket! What
the fuck is that all about? I don't fucking understand that? What fucking country is it that teaches it's kids to wipe their asses
and through the toilet paper in the trash? Nothing is more disgusting than seeing and smelling shit in a trash can. No one
likes seeing other peoples shit. Is it like a trophy or something? FLUSH THAT SHIT YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD!
I guess I did have a few things to bitch about.
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UPDATED ON 09/25/08
Well we have finally done it. The corporate greed and government rapist has finally fucked America up but good
this time. I hope you are proud of yourself president Bush, in just 8 years you have taken a country that was the envy
of the world and turned it into the worlds septic tank. America is now so far in debt it will take 3 generations to pay
for it all. When Bill Clinton left office we didn't own anyone shit. We had a surplus and a balanced budget. Then a
bunch of ignorant, un-educated stupid fucks vote GWB into office, not once, BUT TWICE, and what does that Texan
cock sucker does? He flushed American down the toilet. Our economy is so fucked up now and what does the White
House come up with? Lets throw 700 Billion to the fuck heads who fucked it up in the first place. If that isn't a George
Bush solution, I don't know what it. America is on it's way out and nothing can stop it. Our whole economy is going to
collapse and raising our national dept is not going to help. Our national debt is over 11.5 TRILLION and every 60
seconds 1.5 million is added to it. That's not counting the 700 BILLION our government is going to give to America's
richest companies, who will just turn around and blow the money on Booze and hookers.
We are going to experience The Great Depression ALL OVER AGAIN my friends. And you can thank our FUCKED UP
GOVERNMENT and GEORGE BUSH for causing it. If I were you, I would sell all of your stocks, withdraw all of your
money from all of your accounts, cash in your 401K, buy a shotgun and a 44 Mag and LOTS of AMMO. Stock up on food
and water and get prepared for ARMAGEDDON!
UPDATED ON 09/14/08
Yesterday the wife and I did some shopping at out local Wal-mart. We found a checkout lane that was open with
only one person in line. I thought how lucky I was not to have to wait in the normal huge line. Little did I know there
was a white Mormon Mom with 14 kids arguing with the cashier about what cheese she is allowed to get
on WIC. After about 15 minutes of trying to educate this baby machine how to read her WIC papers, this WIC cunt
turns to her 5 year old daughter and tells her to take back this cheese and get the kind WIC allows. What the fuck was
this white trash bitch thinking? Sending a little girl back to get the correct cheese? About 15 fucking minutes later this
little kid comes back and, you guessed it, it's the wrong damn cheese. I about came unglued. Then the cashier calls this
retard Wal-mart dude to go get the correct cheese. I wait and I wait and you know what really pissed me off the most?
NOT ONCE did this WIC cunt turn to us to apologize for making us wait forever for her to figure out what kind of
fucking cheese she can get.
I opened up my phone and acted like I was making a call. I said into the phone "Yea, Tony? I don't think we are going
to make that movie later tonight. I am in line at wal-mart and the costumer ahead of me is having a cheese crises", loud
enough for her to hear me. She never blinked a white trashed eye. That fucking whore was starting to piss me off. My
wife started to notice how pissed I was getting and told me to go to the car. So I did. I lit up a smoke and started to relax.
Then I seen the Mormon whore and her army of kids walk out and start loading 2 carts of shit into a Cadillac Escalade.
A Cadillac Escalade! Can you fucking believe that! Using WIC and driving a Cadillac Escalade to haul all of her tax
deductions around. I got so pissed I think I passed out in the car because the next think I know the wife is waking me up
asking me if I was ok. I hate Mormon Moms.
UPDATED ON 09/01/08
Friday was my last day at work. I said goodbye to almost everyone there. I shook hands with my male friends
and got hugs from the females. I think it finally hit me as I punched out for the last time that I would no longer
see any of this place again. It started to get to me. I fought really hard to keep the flood out of my eyes. When I
knew the water was about to flow, I ran out the door and into my the safety of my car. I didn't want anyone to
know what a pussy I am.
As I drove home that morning, feeling heart broken and sad, I thought about the new job I was about to start in
just 4 short days. Starting a new job is always scary, but this time I have a few friends who is going to follow me
there. I started to feel better as I started to get closer to home. Knowing that I was one of the lucky one's who
lucked out and got a job before loosing one. Then as I drove into my driveway, there was a smile on my face. I
knew I had a new job to go to and I knew I was going to be making good money and I knew I would see some
familiar faces. I have switched jobs many times in the past but for some reason, this one seemed to be the hardest
one to leave. I must be getting old, because in the past I wouldn't have give a shit about leaving one company to
start at another. I hate getting old. Specially when there are so many good looking babes at the new job and the
older I get, the younger they get, and the hotter they look. Yep, Mister Ed IS BACK!
UPDATED ON 08/18/08
It's that time again when I have to say goodbye to a company I have worked for years and all the great friends
I have met there over the years. It seems like every five years or so the company I work for either shuts down
or moves it's operations to a foreign country. Well it's happening again. I don't go out to bars or clubs so almost
every friend I have met has been at the work place. I have lost so many good friends in my life that it's starting to
effect me in a bad way. I can still remember friends I worked with in 1975. I remember their names and how they
looked, and I still miss them today. I do keep in tough with old friends through E-mail, but I have lost contact with
countless friends.
Now I must say goodbye to a group of friends I have worked with for over five years and it saddens me greatly.
I will really miss the company I have worked for. They have taken good care of me over the years and for that
I am truly grateful. But it's the people there I am going to miss the most. I can't list all of your names here, but if
you are reading this, you are probably one of them. I am going to miss you so very much and I hope we can stay
in contact with each other. I think one of the worst hurts in my life is the loss of a friend. I don't think I can take
loosing many more. A true friend is a rare thing to have and loosing one hurts me deep into my soul. I have enjoyed
working with all of you. I really mean that. Please stay in touch and hopefully we will get the chance to work with
each other again. Take care, and please don't ever forget me because I will never ever forget you and the good times
we had together.
Don't blame me,
Blame
his Son!
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